Ronnette, my dear, don’t ever disappear Do what you want as long as you stay here I need you now, I love you so much, more than you could know The Christmas kids were nothing but a gift And love is a tower where all of us can live You’ll change your name or change your mind And leave this fucked up place behind But I’ll know, I’ll know I’ll know, I’ll know I’ll know, I’ll know I’ll know, I’ll know
If you ever try to leave me, I’ll find you, Ronnie If you ever try to leave me, I’ll find you, Ronnie If you ever try to leave me, I’ll find you, Ronnie If you ever try to leave me, I’ll find you, Ronnie
Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I don’t know if I should be impressed with your dedication to research or a little disturbed… I mean I read the comic so o don’t have a leg to stand on myself
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one.
Did you know that Actually, ACTUALLY Vaporeon ain’t the most compatible in terms of reproduction? If we use the criteria of the original post the true most compatible Is Primarina
Why was this in yes-mans files?
This feels wrong
Ronnette, my dear, don’t ever disappear
Do what you want as long as you stay here
I need you now, I love you so much, more than you could know
The Christmas kids were nothing but a gift
And love is a tower where all of us can live
You’ll change your name or change your mind
And leave this fucked up place behind
But I’ll know, I’ll know
I’ll know, I’ll know
I’ll know, I’ll know
I’ll know, I’ll know
Appearing unsightly with devils inside me
If you ever try to leave me, I’ll find you, Ronnie
If you ever try to leave me, I’ll find you, Ronnie
If you ever try to leave me, I’ll find you, Ronnie
If you ever try to leave me, I’ll find you, Ronnie
Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I don’t know if I should be impressed with your dedication to research or a little disturbed… I mean I read the comic so o don’t have a leg to stand on myself
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one.
Bro arranged the comments wrong
theres a word cap at 999 so i did the first part than the second mate
My original statement still stands
This post is damned for being zoophile.
V1 am I right?
Did you know that
Actually, ACTUALLY
Vaporeon ain’t the most compatible in terms of reproduction?
If we use the criteria of the original post the true most compatible Is
Primarina
Isn’t this a repost?
This is a porn site, if it is, it doesn’t really matter.
There actually a relativaly surprisingly low ammount of white cum vaporeons porn comics even tough more than 50% of the internet knows the copypasta
no just no
#RapeVaporeonsUntilTheyTurnWhite
#PleaseDontPleaseFuckingDont
idk man
I think the furry is determined to rape animals, especially fictional
Or redirect to something like a slime girl… At least they can consent
I want to kill myself after looking at this ngl
Then why’d you look at it, retard.
#leavevaporeonalone
I agree. Unless it’s an anthro Vaporeon.
If they’re anthro its inevitable, but still please try to delay the inevitable at least
[Insert thanos meme here]