Rebecca – Tillian comic porn

Then I said: “did you lose the house?”

Well good ‘cos the bomb I was working on was kinda going . . . unstable let’s say

Did you at least steal your stuff out of it after so that they don’t get everything?

Do you want to go now? I have all my stuff already *points to a dragon sized backpack the size of a small car*

Ok *slaps the matcha out of your hand using my tail*

Bro *burns the matcha with dragon breath* *the dust floats off cinematically*

Are you serious? You don’t even have pockets! *summons portal* *a hand grabs the matcha and pulls it through* *the portal closes*

Bruh, fine *pulls out my own matcha*

Lemmie try it first *three seconds later I am chocking in the sand*

*still chocking and spinning in the sand loony toons style* don’t you have your own?

*still chocking* Ok, screw this pass me that dagger that you were so proud of

Fine *moulds horn into a blade* *snaps it off* *decapitates myself*

What did you say? *I look around as my head regrows from the base of my neck*

Sure . . . *snaps fingers and my severed head lights ablaze* anyway where you wanna live now?

I don’t think I have one, also rude

Should we just find some degenerate gang to take the possessions of and then once we have a house we like you can gamble the rest of their belongings away?

Just on the beach?

What if it rains? or tide comes in? are you just doing to use me as cover or something?