In first cum, In first anal, when the dicks first lengthened, one fucked. He chose the path of perpetual horny. In his ravenous pussy he found no peace, and with boiling semen he scoured the umbral butt, seeking vengeance against the dark womans who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Ass Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his cock named him… the Cuum Slayer.
“Stops reloading” has the same vibe as “holy music stops playing”
It makes sense right?
John 117 aka master chief was their son
So his name is John blaskowitz
Technically his last name would be Taggart.
When he stopped reloding, it made think he said: “What the fuck did you say to me?”
Stops reloading, “really?”
You spelled “John” wrong
There are multiple ways of spelling the name
Doom guy literally has infinite stamina…
So this is hiw master chief came I to existence
and the Animal Crossing reference
In first cum, In first anal, when the dicks first lengthened, one fucked. He chose the path of perpetual horny. In his ravenous pussy he found no peace, and with boiling semen he scoured the umbral butt, seeking vengeance against the dark womans who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Ass Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his cock named him… the Cuum Slayer.
Bruh god tier
doomguy the whole time:?
It’s about time this was made.
“*Stops Reloading”
Thots are temporary, but doom is eternal.
Based
Lol I love the lore of this
That’s some serious head cannon stuff right here. This would mean that riddley could be covenant and samus’ suit would be forerunner tech.
Youre mixing doom and halo
Did you read it?
is that a master chief reference!??!?!?!
Idk, John is a pretty common name, but probably
Master Chief’s parents are doom slayer and Samus confirmed?!?
Yes, makes perfect sense
not really. take a look at the HALO lore and you’ll see it’s more likely linked to Gears Of War