Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I suppose because this has been uploaded even if the artist specifically wanted them to be locked under a pay wall… That or the furry aspect of fucking a fish
That ain’t a pussy that’s a lion!
Let me just… *turns on every single water based mechanism in my house, and within a half mile radius for 5 hours* There!
Just gotta say something…
HER KITTY IS HUUUGE
I mean in the other comics
Sylveon for example
Is normal size
In this vapore9n is packing an ona hole
Im leaving the shower on
*breeches door*
EVERBODY ON THE GROUND THIS IS THE VPA HANDS IN THE AIR!!!
What did I do
Oh. My bad. We were looking for vaporeon-fuckers to exterminate. Carry on. *fixes your door*
Finally all that dry dish cleaning pays off
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Gofuckyourselfyoubloodycupcakevan
(pulls out walkie talkie) hey harbinger. Yeah we got another one.
*radiostatic*
“Copy that Unit 4, command is sending a response team to your location.” *radiostatic*
Average Vaporeon fan resisting the urge to paste this fucking everywhere (they think it’s funny)
Bro wrote a whole paragraph
Sic semper tyrannus, meus frater. You will know the sight of your own blood yet.
Wait why people hating ?
I suppose because this has been uploaded even if the artist specifically wanted them to be locked under a pay wall… That or the furry aspect of fucking a fish
Exactly
Are you retarded
hey did you know that…
Pls N O
Yes and that’s why I’m here
I am in your home. You have 56 minutes to prepare
*pulls out dick*