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(Michael Jordan walks in in a suit) “I’m Michael Jordan. McDonald’s restaurants have given me this time to talk to you about something both we really care about. Kids. Kids are the reason McDonald’s sponsors the “Get it Straight” program, a national drug awareness effort. Think about this; many of you using drugs now, are under 18. Do you realize that at 18, you have only lived one fourth of your life? When you’re using drugs, you’re only cheating yourself out of the chance of who you really can be. And believe me, if you don’t use drugs, you can just be anything you want to be. Listen, you got at least three fourths of your life to go. That’s three more lifetimes to you, so don’t blow it. So don’t do drugs. If you’re doing it, stop it, get some help. McDonald’s wants you to give yourself a chance. A chance to find out all the wonderful things you really can be. And so do I.”

This is more effective than any anti-drug education