Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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I busted on page 1
why does umbreon look like a prostitute?
Not to be rude, but why does Vaporeon look like the alien emoji? 👽
no jolteon
This was so bad I logged out disliked it, logged in and tried to dislike it again
Then why did you click on it mate
It looked better at first
sylveon is BY FAR the best eeveelution this is criminal
I beg to differ, but you do you. i won’t stop you
Competitively speaking
Pixilate hyper voice gives me trauma of it one shotting my hydreigon
Bro
Didn’t see sylveon, 710
710 points?
FBI send this cracker to the penis explosion factory and have his penis exploded immediately
What
“reducto”!
bro…
I cast testicular tortion!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Damn I want a vaporeon
Same
Bro i remember this lol but now i want one to
bro wrote a 400 word essay to tell us that vaporeon is good at taking cock.
RESPECT.
Fucketh thou, thine’s tomfoolery shall not to be tolerated!
Police right there
We NEED the rest!
We’re going to 300% TBOI: Repentance, right here, right now.
YEEEAAAAAHHH
I have a gun *points at my balls*
Last page. *chef kiss*
That last bit tho 😍🥵🤤
I feel like fucking Glaceon would be like sticking your dick in a freezer
You dick would turn purple and go soft 🥶💀
oh god dont try it its horrible
You this man posting fast what the hell
Insert obligatory “In Terms Of Breeding Vaporeon” joke
No sleep