Guys i need help. So I was trying to self fuck and I came inside myself and what ended up happening is that the head of my penis got a little stuck in the exit of my anus i thought it would be okay because the cum would turn into a lubricant but the reverse happened and now it turned into a paste like material. So now my dick is stuck inside my ass. If there any tips I could use to help with this please tell because I can’t let my mom catch me and I’ve already pissed inside myself because of how long it’s been stuck inside me.
Good news is, your muscles are strong enough to push your penis out. Bad news – your intestine has absorbed the water from your urine by now, and the somewhat solid remains are currently helping your semen (which is also dehydrated) glue your anus shut. Your best bet is to get in the shower, her as much water on the area as possible (this will turn the urine and semen back into a lubricant) and tense your muscles to push your penis out.
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Starting to think that this isn’t how you download minecraft mods..
No it isn’t
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David’s little yay was so cute
Wanna have sex w me ?
I’m 15 years old ya fuckwit
I’m 14
If you don’t want to be flirted with sexually get off porn sites
Minors be on here watching porn and then admitting to it
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Did this with my cousin once accept she was a girl getting fucked by me
Cool
We all know if you give a girl a dick in one of these comics it is immediately ruined, this has potential on the first but the second and third?
Futa porn is hot, I would for one love to be dominated by a future cock, but if your not into it then I hope you find luck with future comics
God damn autocorrect. When I type futa I mean futa
I feel ripped off
Fuck
Guys i need help. So I was trying to self fuck and I came inside myself and what ended up happening is that the head of my penis got a little stuck in the exit of my anus i thought it would be okay because the cum would turn into a lubricant but the reverse happened and now it turned into a paste like material. So now my dick is stuck inside my ass. If there any tips I could use to help with this please tell because I can’t let my mom catch me and I’ve already pissed inside myself because of how long it’s been stuck inside me.
Da fuck
Ayo what were you trying to do? Just try to push it out
Go to the hospital
Take a shitload of wet soap or vasiline, and put alot on that place, that worked for me, so I guess it will work for you to..
Put a finger inside and push it down
Poop it out u dumb fuck
If this is true I’d say go your shower and and point the shower head at your ass and pray to God that the cum dissolves.
Why were you trying to self fuck again?
Lmaoo nice bait
Tf take a bath at that point
Dude that a clear lie
No it’s not, you’re a lie
Need bleach for my eyes rn
What the fuck
I feel horrible for laughing But you should probably use a shit ton of lube
Good news is, your muscles are strong enough to push your penis out. Bad news – your intestine has absorbed the water from your urine by now, and the somewhat solid remains are currently helping your semen (which is also dehydrated) glue your anus shut. Your best bet is to get in the shower, her as much water on the area as possible (this will turn the urine and semen back into a lubricant) and tense your muscles to push your penis out.
What the fuck did you do
Nigga
I need cock in my fanny to
10/10