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But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire
Ra-ra-Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra-ra-Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
Ra-ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra-ra Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
(But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder)
“This man’s just got to go”, declared his enemies But the ladies begged, “Don’t you try to do it, please” No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Ra-ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra-ra Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine He drank it all and said, “I feel fine”
Ra-ra-Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn’t quit, they wanted his head Ra-ra-Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine And so they shot him ’til he was dead
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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she’d heard the things he’d done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra-ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
(But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder)
“This man’s just got to go”, declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, “Don’t you try to do it, please”
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
“Come to visit us”, they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra-ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra-ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, “I feel fine”
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn’t quit, they wanted his head
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
And so they shot him ’til he was dead
Smash, next question
I saw Rasputin in the Title, and it was extremely Disappointed
I was expecting a Russian queen 🙁