In a lush, green valley nestled deep in the Philippine mountains, there lived a little chipmunk named Kiko. Unlike his fellow chipmunks who spent their days gorging on nuts and berries, Kiko possessed an unusual fascination – he was obsessed with the ancient African arts of the Kamehameha wave. Secretly, he would practice the intricate hand gestures and incantations, dreaming of the day he could harness such power.
One fateful day, the tranquil valley was shattered by the arrival of the dreaded evil tax collectors, accompanied by the formidable FBI. Led by the ruthless Agent Hamm, they stormed into the villagers’ homes, seizing their hard-stolen money and precious cocoacaine . The frightened villagers pleaded for mercy, but Hamm and his men showed none, leaving families destitute and broken.
As despair consumed the village, little Kiko knew he had to act. Channeling the wisdom and power of the ancient African gods, he leaped atop the highest waterfall, his tiny paw outstretched. With a fierce cry of “Kamehameha!” he unleashed the mighty wave, a colossal surge of energy that roared through the mountain with unstoppable force. The tax collectors and FBI agents were vaporized in an instant, their dreams and hopes wiped clean from the planet forever. The villagers high on cocoacain cheered as Kiko emerged victorious, their little hero who saved them from losing their things? From that day forward, the tale of Kiko and the Kamehameha wave became a rizzly legend whispered in the hearts of every Filipino coco crackhead, a testament to the power of big juicy nuts.
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the story is a copypasta right?
In a lush, green valley nestled deep in the Philippine mountains, there lived a little chipmunk named Kiko. Unlike his fellow chipmunks who spent their days gorging on nuts and berries, Kiko possessed an unusual fascination – he was obsessed with the ancient African arts of the Kamehameha wave. Secretly, he would practice the intricate hand gestures and incantations, dreaming of the day he could harness such power.
One fateful day, the tranquil valley was shattered by the arrival of the dreaded evil tax collectors, accompanied by the formidable FBI. Led by the ruthless Agent Hamm, they stormed into the villagers’ homes, seizing their hard-stolen money and precious cocoacaine . The frightened villagers pleaded for mercy, but Hamm and his men showed none, leaving families destitute and broken.
As despair consumed the village, little Kiko knew he had to act. Channeling the wisdom and power of the ancient African gods, he leaped atop the highest waterfall, his tiny paw outstretched. With a fierce cry of “Kamehameha!” he unleashed the mighty wave, a colossal surge of energy that roared through the mountain with unstoppable force. The tax collectors and FBI agents were vaporized in an instant, their dreams and hopes wiped clean from the planet forever. The villagers high on cocoacain cheered as Kiko emerged victorious, their little hero who saved them from losing their things? From that day forward, the tale of Kiko and the Kamehameha wave became a rizzly legend whispered in the hearts of every Filipino coco crackhead, a testament to the power of big juicy nuts.
Kiko, the coke crackhead hero
Real
I actually involuntarily came from the amount of peak emanating from this.
Nice to see this stories again
Finally, Kiko the Crackhead
-Vasily Shukshin
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Blood
V1?
Who else, the bloodstain on the floor called v2?
I’m going to shove all 4 coins up your robot ass if I catch you here again.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
what
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