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Hey guys, I’ve come to inform you that the above copypasta is false and gives too much credit to vaporeon. Not to mention is excludes those of us who’d like a male vaporeon due to its nature. So I’ve come to dispell this myth. In terms of human and Pokemon breeding, Mudsale is the most compatiable pokemon for those of us who aren’t fucking pussys. Its ability, stamina, causes it to gain defense whenever its attacked, this may seem like stretching an analogy but to that I say two things A. “fuck you” and B. “its hypothetical anyway.” Not to mention its pokedex says it can walk for days on end and if it can do that think of what its like in bed. Secondly, just like vaporeon, its in the field egg group and just like vaporeon it gets access to a move that boosts its defense (just like acid armor). Of course it wouldn’t be as wet as vaporeon since its a ground type but thats okay, we have lube for that. They also get access to the move attract, just like vaporeon. Now you may be saying, “But what about recovery? Vapreon has water absorb” and to that I say Musdale learns rest, which *Fully restores hp and cures status conditions* just like water absorb and hydration. All it takes is a little bit of time and Mudsdale is ready to go, even less if you give it a lum berry. Now, onto my second point. What about those of us who want some PokeDick in our lives? Well, to that I say mudsale is literally a Draft Horse, likely with a respective dick size of an average of 28 x 5 inches (71.1 by 12.7 cm). Now for those of you who lack either intellect or raw dick-taking skill you may ask “But thats too big, how will it fit?” and to that look no further than how pokemon are portrayed in game and in the anime. They are very intelligent, most are at or above human level, so as long as you properly communicate with your mudsdale partner and take it slow and safely you’ll be perfectly safe after all, slow and steady wins the race. In conclusion, mudsdales unmatched stamina along with its ability to heal with a quick berry munch means it could go until you pass out and even further without ever tiring and is thus the most compatiable pokemon, not vaporeon.

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