I got your head spinnin’ runnin’ circles around you With a baseball bat that I’m using to pound you I’ll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don’t have wings, but I don’t need them to fly With a couple double jumps, i’ll be fleeing the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I’m bringing it home I’m a pretty big deal, that’s the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you’re talking to?
About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who’s reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see! BAM – rocket jumping all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don’t kill you, it’ll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes
This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it’s time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I’m gonna kick your ass Cuz that’s what we were born to do
Let’s set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser if you’ve been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff’s expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it – self destruction Step back ‘fore I whack you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you You’re as good as dead
242 PAGES!? hell nah I’m not doing this
Wtf he is doing with the camera?
I got your head spinnin’ runnin’ circles around you With a baseball bat that I’m using to pound you I’ll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don’t have wings, but I don’t need them to fly With a couple double jumps, i’ll be fleeing the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I’m bringing it home I’m a pretty big deal, that’s the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you’re talking to?
About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who’s reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see! BAM – rocket jumping all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don’t kill you, it’ll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes
Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer
This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it’s time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I’m gonna kick your ass Cuz that’s what we were born to do
Let’s set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser if you’ve been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff’s expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it – self destruction Step back ‘fore I whack you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you You’re as good as dead
Kill this little twat with a 725 slugs