“Sorry dude, mars wifi be kinda fucked. Took a HOT minute for the order to come through, longer for the pizza toppings to be delivered, and flights from mars to earth are expensive af. Hope you enjoy your cold pizza. ” -delivery driver who just bullshitted a story from his ass on why the pizza took a few weeks to be done.
Good shit
“Sorry dude, mars wifi be kinda fucked. Took a HOT minute for the order to come through, longer for the pizza toppings to be delivered, and flights from mars to earth are expensive af. Hope you enjoy your cold pizza. ”
-delivery driver who just bullshitted a story from his ass on why the pizza took a few weeks to be done.
“Give Me Rent!”
Safe to say the pizza is done
Reminds me of Floor 19 on porhub. Huh.
That what I was about to say and their is a comic that is actually based off of it but can’t remember the title of it but it is on this website
The pizza’s here
Bruh
Shit, party’s over I guess.