It’s kind of absurd to think about how (for me at least) the topic of sex never comes up when I have convos on here, like this is the third? maybe second convo I’ve had with someone about it which is really funny for where we are
thats it this is home on for to long. I don’t have UNO so go fuck off.Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox. I didn’t get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man. No you don’t, I bought mine on day one you fucking tard. Well, mine didn’t have it. YOU HAVE UNOOOO YOU FUCKING DICK. I don’t have it you fucking faggot. YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO. I DON’T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU’LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. IT’S A FUCKING CARD GAME, THEY DON’T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT. I DON’T HAVE TWO, I DON’T HAVE THREE, I DON’T HAVE FUCKING FOUR, I DON’T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN. YOU DON’T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT’S FUCKING UNO, IT’S FREE. I DON’T HAVE UNOOO
the end result of which is? (I assume on the bolder end: irl meet up, middle: number & possibly photo, lower end: create a psychological profile of me)
Wheres giantess ? Clickbait dislike
get a job
Damn
Y’all excited for the RE9 dlc?
Idk what that is but I learned how to make EA-3167 search it up I made into a gas but I only have 2 gallons of it sadly
Demon offers a false blessing.
Preach but remember you’re not the instrument of god but the tool of man.
If only a certain someone would be my boss mommy
I feel like this directed at someone I know . . . .
But I just can’t place it 🧐
Only a genius can figure it out
Thank allah I’m not one of those
We can tell
the ‘royal we’ used?
Do you like the sight of your own blood? I don’t know do you?
She’s a vampire so yeah she does
bro
it’s entertaining, if it’s nonlethal and nonencumbering
Indeed
well let’s just say that ‘we’ don’t like your attitude
Oui oui
I’m not a brat tamer bro, I will not be responsible for “putting you in your place” or anything like that
Oh… ok
Also I’m lazy as hell and can’t do roleplay that well, it’ll feel cringe
I can relate I’ve tried it but it just seems so weird even for me
I would need to be under the influence of something, like drugs or alcohol but that feels a bit excessive just for intercourse
Yeah I feel like sex would be a lot better sober
I think it’s boring sober, too much space to think. I don’t want to think, I want to be unable to think really. Otherwise I have time to be bored
I guess it depends on who it’s with
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Womp womp
walking thesaurus moment
I guess, if I am in enough pain, adrenaline and pleasure (for ideally the entire time) then I guess
Idk bro I’m kinda talking out my ass
Oh don’t worry I was well aware 6 messages ago or so
Ok 👍
It’s kind of absurd to think about how (for me at least) the topic of sex never comes up when I have convos on here, like this is the third? maybe second convo I’ve had with someone about it which is really funny for where we are
To be fair you really don’t talk about it a lot
I usually just talk about kinks, but not explicitly intercourse
I’ve noticed
I’m tired, but I don’t wanna sleep, but I kinda do . . . I don’t know
Take a nap idk
I’m fine now, I don’t really take naps
Same naps are boring and just weird
It just takes way too long to fall asleep
True oh my god we have so much in common *chuckles*
Get them asterisks out of here man
thats it this is home on for to long. I don’t have UNO so go fuck off.Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox.
I didn’t get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man.
No you don’t, I bought mine on day one you fucking tard.
Well, mine didn’t have it.
YOU HAVE UNOOOO YOU FUCKING DICK.
I don’t have it you fucking faggot.
YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO.
I DON’T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER.
GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU’LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. IT’S A FUCKING CARD GAME, THEY DON’T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT.
I DON’T HAVE TWO, I DON’T HAVE THREE, I DON’T HAVE FUCKING FOUR, I DON’T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN.
YOU DON’T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT’S FUCKING UNO, IT’S FREE.
I DON’T HAVE UNOOO
Shut the fuck up
You are not funny chat
My bad I’m just shy and nonchalant
that was the most chalant thing I have ever seen in my life
Happy Mother’s Day
Somehow I never expected that to happen, yet I should have
I’m ten steps ahead
except for when I wish to be
Nuh uh
ok sure
It’s all apart of my plan
the end result of which is? (I assume on the bolder end: irl meet up, middle: number & possibly photo, lower end: create a psychological profile of me)
Idk but the first step is figuring out where you’re at you’re like Carmen San Diego
You will fail at the first step, kinda like how sans’ special attack works, I simply won’t give you your turn to start
I have a little to work with so we’ll see
but it’s like an inversely proportional graph, the more info I let you have the more I think that you shouldn’t get any more
It’s a struggle honestly
It really is a poor lack of proper judgement that I let you get even this far really
Yeah but I’m happy to have made it this far
I think that this journey of ours will end in one of three ways: either separate due to unforeseen circumstances, we exchange numbers or we meet irl
I have a 2/3 chance of being happy so sounds good
I would either have to come to america (hard pass) or you come to europe (depending where I am in europe at the time)
Maybe but we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it
by the time a land bridge forms then I’d probably be willing to meet
Alaska sounds fire
I think it would take a lot longer to go all the way over russia than it would for you to just go through canada and alaska
Probably but if you’re at the end then it’s all worth it
“and I would walk 500 miles” type attitude
“Just here” ahhh attitude
what is that supposed to mean?
Proving my point
great, don’t exactly care, now extrapolate
This sentence isn’t making sense
take pauses each comma
Extrapolate about what tho
what the hell does “just here attitude” mean?
It means you’re just here and honestly it doesn’t seem like you have a reason to be here so you’re just here
I think you read the reason I am still here
Huh?
the forum post? the one called something like “sunk cost fallacy” or some other melodramatic title?
Ohhhh yeah I lowkey forgot about that
bruh that was like the most I have talked about myself (or at least my thought process) like ever
It’s okay I remember now
So from that you’ll know that you are currently one of the biggest reasons I am still here anyhow
Awww you’re so sweet
More like I’ll feel kinda bad for leaving you here
Oh boy do I want a boss mommy
[T]/
I promise that I thought that this was just a tutorial
His size is consistent in this one; very nice
I thought that they got smaller
In the final frame he looks smaller but that’s just ‘cos he’s lying down and being obscured
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