He don’t have a womb tho? Also what is happening, this is a variant but the changes and panels overcomplicate things. If you want so much to happen then just make an actual comic
yes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_account ● 9 months ago
I’ve been doing a tierlist of the actual best pokemon for human reproduction (don’t ask), and I find this accurate, since Hariyama is on the egg group Humanoid, wich, realistically, humans will be part of. The countersides is that Hariyama is 254 kg of pure muscle (560 pounds on dumb system), and so strong that can stop trains with his bare palms. So that guy of a single spank will sent you to the other life and back
Zynathosyes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_account● 9 months ago
I wish to see this tierlist, I don’t think I’m as qualified to evaluate these as you are (with your degree in Biology and all) but I still try to be as fair and systematic as possible
yes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_accountZynathos● 9 months ago
it is nothing too fancy, just reading the pokedex and trying to figure out how the moves of the pokemons could afect sex. The order isn’t clear yet, but I can say that Gardevoir and Gallade are objetivelly the best and so far, Electivire is the worst
Zynathosyes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_account● 9 months ago
only issue is that if gardevoir gets too excited she makes a black hole and kills everyone
yes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_accountZynathos● 9 months ago
That’s only if the trainer is in danger, so it shouldn’t be an issue as long as things stay private
Zynathosyes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_account● 9 months ago
true, to be honest using the pokedex and game moves is rather limiting of true potential but at the same time, what other methodology could you use? (Also I am assuming you allowing them to use all of their available moves simultaneously as only being able to perform 4 moves is kinda nonsensical)
yes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_accountZynathos● 9 months ago
I’m a bit lazy, tbh, I once I find 4 or 5 useful moves I stick with those. It obviously variates, but recovery moves are the most reliable for extended intercourses, trick rooms as the way to deal with premature ejaculation, Endure for edging sessions, stats up in general (damage up for tops, defense up for bottoms).
I also put headcanons on it, but is mostly me just being an autistic internet child whose hyperfixation are fetishes and fandom culture.
Zynathosyes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_account● 9 months ago
Double team. And would steal beam be used for pole dancing?
yes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_accountZynathos● 9 months ago
I’m not entirely sure how double team works, because the anime makes it look like they use the clone jitsu and the games makes it look that they go fast enough to create the ilussion of doubles, so not sure if that work for threesomes.
And laser beam is a beam, and not only that but it drains half the user’s hp, halving the endurance of the pokemon and ending things sooner. Also, only a selected group of pokemon can use it, the only humanoids being Lucario, Bisharp and Kingambit. Maybe Magearna and Mawhile, but the former can’t breed and the later have that mouth in her hair and it is kinda creepy. So no hetero-safe option
Zynathosyes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_account● 9 months ago
Well if you are fast enough to go from point A to B, do an action and then go back to point A and do another action all while in a time frame so small that the actions appear to have happened simultaneously and you are able to maintain this perpetually (or for a decent amount of time) then you are practically cloning yourself.
Also the laser beam suggestion was a joke, but still being able to weaken oneself so drastically could go into control and domination play . . .
yes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_accountZynathos● 9 months ago
Yeah, I’ll give you that.
Btw, did you know that bellsprout is the best pokemon for BDSM starters? (I’m not finishing this one, you can search the copypasta by yourself)
Zynathosyes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_account● 9 months ago
What’s the rest of the bingo card? 5-split conversation? long ahh comment that takes up half of the comment section single-handedly? anatomical discussion?
Anonymousyes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_account● 5 months ago
LOL you guys are discussing the amount of realism of porn
Anonymousyes_im_angrily_spanish_enough_to_make_an_account● 9 months ago
But even in pokemon 2 males can’t breed and make an egg
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Wait till this femboy turn 35 bro.femboy lovers are all pedophiles.
Bro most femboys are in there twenties
Yo what the fuck am I looking at
guys WHAT TF IS EVEN THIS WE ARE SO COOKED
Did that mf put a womb up his ass
What the fuck. This isn’t what I signed up for
He don’t have a womb tho? Also what is happening, this is a variant but the changes and panels overcomplicate things. If you want so much to happen then just make an actual comic
I’ve been doing a tierlist of the actual best pokemon for human reproduction (don’t ask), and I find this accurate, since Hariyama is on the egg group Humanoid, wich, realistically, humans will be part of.
The countersides is that Hariyama is 254 kg of pure muscle (560 pounds on dumb system), and so strong that can stop trains with his bare palms. So that guy of a single spank will sent you to the other life and back
I wish to see this tierlist, I don’t think I’m as qualified to evaluate these as you are (with your degree in Biology and all) but I still try to be as fair and systematic as possible
it is nothing too fancy, just reading the pokedex and trying to figure out how the moves of the pokemons could afect sex.
The order isn’t clear yet, but I can say that Gardevoir and Gallade are objetivelly the best and so far, Electivire is the worst
only issue is that if gardevoir gets too excited she makes a black hole and kills everyone
That’s only if the trainer is in danger, so it shouldn’t be an issue as long as things stay private
true, to be honest using the pokedex and game moves is rather limiting of true potential but at the same time, what other methodology could you use? (Also I am assuming you allowing them to use all of their available moves simultaneously as only being able to perform 4 moves is kinda nonsensical)
I’m a bit lazy, tbh, I once I find 4 or 5 useful moves I stick with those. It obviously variates, but recovery moves are the most reliable for extended intercourses, trick rooms as the way to deal with premature ejaculation, Endure for edging sessions, stats up in general (damage up for tops, defense up for bottoms).
I also put headcanons on it, but is mostly me just being an autistic internet child whose hyperfixation are fetishes and fandom culture.
Double team. And would steal beam be used for pole dancing?
I’m not entirely sure how double team works, because the anime makes it look like they use the clone jitsu and the games makes it look that they go fast enough to create the ilussion of doubles, so not sure if that work for threesomes.
And laser beam is a beam, and not only that but it drains half the user’s hp, halving the endurance of the pokemon and ending things sooner. Also, only a selected group of pokemon can use it, the only humanoids being Lucario, Bisharp and Kingambit. Maybe Magearna and Mawhile, but the former can’t breed and the later have that mouth in her hair and it is kinda creepy.
So no hetero-safe option
Well if you are fast enough to go from point A to B, do an action and then go back to point A and do another action all while in a time frame so small that the actions appear to have happened simultaneously and you are able to maintain this perpetually (or for a decent amount of time) then you are practically cloning yourself.
Also the laser beam suggestion was a joke, but still being able to weaken oneself so drastically could go into control and domination play . . .
Yeah, I’ll give you that.
Btw, did you know that bellsprout is the best pokemon for BDSM starters? (I’m not finishing this one, you can search the copypasta by yourself)
I’m good personally
Nerdy debates has been checked off my porn site comments bingo card
What’s the rest of the bingo card? 5-split conversation? long ahh comment that takes up half of the comment section single-handedly? anatomical discussion?
LOL you guys are discussing the amount of realism of porn
But even in pokemon 2 males can’t breed and make an egg
That’s besides the point
This is fucking terrible