Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3″03′ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
IM CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMING
Man is really watching Scary Movie 1 with his Vaporeon
Is that clown also the one from terrifier?
Yes
It’s called “Panic”, retard
Jesus that ass, fucking two basketballs
Why are you here
Freddy why the fuck are you here
Aren’t you a child Freddy?
Freddy Fazbear, what happened?
who gave you internet access freddy
Fred fat bear close your eyes, your a child!
The Waffle House has found its new host.
And all this by accident
Did you know that in terms of-
We need a continue
cringe ass pfp,
Do you have a death wish
He only spoke the truth
Whoops, my bad, my cock slipped
Lmao
I’m the Porn God, and i approve this comic, my favourite part, is page 4 right hand side
What the fuck?
Cringe
Mann fuck you
Nah bruh these are the kinda people that would fuck furrys
No shit, dumbass.
So furrys … Would fuck furrys
You people sicken me
On god FunkyMunky
Thanks, happy to help
Furry ——> hell
I agree man, that’s why you’re coming with us uwu
Très bon boulot, les dessins son magnifiques 👌
OOoo very scaryy
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3″03′ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Boooooooring
I think i have the ref.
I know this is coming sooner or later.
I fucking knew atleast 1 of this would be posted
I’d fuck eevee, sylveon, and vaporeon and no one would be able to stop me
Umbreon and Flareon check?
Nah i would legit make my blaziken double kick yo ass before that
I would have my sceptile use leaf blade it would have been better
Nah having my Arceus delete him would be smarter.
My arceus’s JUDGEMENT will handle him
“You horny bitch, you live in darkness, and never see the light. So Necrozma, UNLEASH THE LIGHT THAT BURNS THE SKY!!!”
I’d fuck blaziken before she double kicked me
anybody wanna binge atla with me
Lmfao sure i’m already on book 2 tho
sure you got discord?
Shit lemme join in lol
There are no laws batman 🤡
I would love too
You guys are retarded niggers go touch some grass and stop drooling over imaginary magic animals go get some real bitches you fuck tards
Hmmm, well I’m white so I’ll go with….. no.