Imagine if this logic was applied to corporate greed and billionares; “to be evil and corrupt you need to first give away a ton of money to charity and give worker and consumer rights to everyone as well as hire and promote people based on skill and merit rather than money.”
Please can we have straight furry porn again? Not that theres anything wrong with this, just that the straight has degraded go ungodly proportions like dicks the size of a toddler and boobs the size of jackfruits instead of melons
I haven’t read the bible either but weren’t Adam and eve the only and first humans? wouldn’t that make the entire species incestual? (again, haven’t read the bible so may be wrong)
You can literally go to the “comic” header on the site and choose “sort by tags” then select straight. The the over-proportion of genetalia and other features isn’t a tag so it can’t be excluded.
The statue would just be stuck like that yes, but unless it has something akin to knot (which this one doesn’t) then you should be able to just slide off.
But wouldn’t you be stuck due to it being carved stone? Its very porus with little hiles and the anus walls would be stuck, and what if ge was like, holding you up while fucking? How would you even get down/off without getting hurt or smashing the statue
Yeah you might get stuck like that but I feel like you would notice immediately and with your thinking process, you would probably get off immediately so you don’t need to pry yourself off like waxing strips off skin.
Also if you were in a position where you physically can’t get out of his grip then I guess you just wait, lmao
BUT WHAT IF YOU GOT SQEESED? like the men who I usually fuck like to pull me tight when they cum in me, so what if he pulls him in close and turns to stone? Wouldn’t he die?
It would be like being hugged really hard, so I guess breathing would be rather difficult depending on where his hands and arms are at the time . . . to be honest at this point why wouldn’t you just have a clock on the wall or ceiling so that you can keep track of time (roughly, ‘cos I don’t know how many times you could lock in to look at the clock while you are having intercourse)
I see, so naturally if you were to go around making out with tons of dudes, that would be super straight as you are just trying to get immunity in the end. Right?
Imagine if this logic was applied to corporate greed and billionares; “to be evil and corrupt you need to first give away a ton of money to charity and give worker and consumer rights to everyone as well as hire and promote people based on skill and merit rather than money.”
The good thing is that a woman is not present to suck cocks.
Please can we have straight furry porn again? Not that theres anything wrong with this, just that the straight has degraded go ungodly proportions like dicks the size of a toddler and boobs the size of jackfruits instead of melons
No fags no furries no blacks none of this retarded garbage just a white man and woman having consensual sex as it was intended by god
So… marriage first then sex? And how are you gonna bring the lord into this when you’re on a porn site AND spreading hate? Kind of hypocritical…
Adam and Eve were white and unmarried
One, the bible never specified their skin color, and yes, yes they were. Please study the bible more before trying to debate my brother in christ 🙏
I haven’t read the bible either but weren’t Adam and eve the only and first humans? wouldn’t that make the entire species incestual? (again, haven’t read the bible so may be wrong)
Tienes retardo mental?
nigga you prolly a 12 year old 😭
you’re the one browsing gay porn? just exclude the catagory you moron. straight people so stupid
You… you can do that? Also no need for the rudeness my good man
You can literally go to the “comic” header on the site and choose “sort by tags” then select straight. The the over-proportion of genetalia and other features isn’t a tag so it can’t be excluded.
Good, as usual
omg plz put a baby in me mr gargoyle 😵💫
Put a bullet in your head
im gonna grow a cock and then fuck u with it using hot sauce as lube
Why is a woman on the male gay porn side 😭❓️
uhh cuz i like guy on guy and think it’s hot as fuck? i like girl on girl too. same sex sex is hot. :3
So real babes
Could there possibly be more pages? Or..
Nope, they make peak and whether it be 3 pages or 20 (bliss) is completely random
God fucking damit
Yup, that do be how they roll. Though you could just binge their catalogue and be done with it
Ngl im kinda into this job if this was real
Same
Just bring some cleaning supplies, smth to cover the smell (perfume, deodorant, detergent, whatever) and even a spare set of clothes if necessary.
Tbh is it was a gargoyle, what would happen if we was FUCKING and he returned to STONE 😭 WOULD I BE STUCK? WOULD THE STATUE JUST HAVE A HARDON?
The statue would just be stuck like that yes, but unless it has something akin to knot (which this one doesn’t) then you should be able to just slide off.
But wouldn’t you be stuck due to it being carved stone? Its very porus with little hiles and the anus walls would be stuck, and what if ge was like, holding you up while fucking? How would you even get down/off without getting hurt or smashing the statue
Yeah you might get stuck like that but I feel like you would notice immediately and with your thinking process, you would probably get off immediately so you don’t need to pry yourself off like waxing strips off skin.
Also if you were in a position where you physically can’t get out of his grip then I guess you just wait, lmao
BUT WHAT IF YOU GOT SQEESED? like the men who I usually fuck like to pull me tight when they cum in me, so what if he pulls him in close and turns to stone? Wouldn’t he die?
It would be like being hugged really hard, so I guess breathing would be rather difficult depending on where his hands and arms are at the time . . . to be honest at this point why wouldn’t you just have a clock on the wall or ceiling so that you can keep track of time (roughly, ‘cos I don’t know how many times you could lock in to look at the clock while you are having intercourse)
It’s a real job u just won’t get raped by a statue
The rape is a turn off :/
I call bull
NO IT IS
I’m not buying it you horny gay man
Ok….i admit its hot….is that bad?
Yes
But we all have our kinks I forgive you
Super gay
Bro just beat your meat its not like your gonna get affected
True
I will the gay will spread
It’s very contagious
You get it
Almost got it at some point but cured myself by taking days off
Not how I meant it but cool
Does that mean after getting it a couple times you gain an immunity?
Nah, im sure its like a parasite where you gotta kill it to be cured
nah don’t think so, ‘cos gay people tend to live very long after being infected from an early age
Yes
I see, so naturally if you were to go around making out with tons of dudes, that would be super straight as you are just trying to get immunity in the end. Right?
See? Now you get it. You will get the best one this way
Like covid!!! I knew they were putting chemicals in the water . . .
It’s not just the water
The AIR? Are the bird going to be gay as well as the frogs?
They already are
Damn, I knew the gay swan thing wasn’t just a “fun fact”, the shadow government is truly scary . . .
The gay penguin wedding was crazy
Penguins literally invented currency in the form of trading pebbles for fish and other penguins’ eggs
Ts ain’t even femboys anymore.
I didn’t say I choked the chicken to it
wouldn’t wanna kill it
Fr