Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3″03′ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for…
Man who the fuck started all this vaporeon shit why vaporeon it’s built like a fucking dog I’m disappointed in humanity we need another race extinting meteor to come down
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Dark ambient for I promise it’s ok
Don’t get eaten alive but do come closer
This is shit
At first I thought it was hoplesscore porn. How foolish I was
Ya think this is crazy? Go check out mangamaster
It’s bad situations turning out better. I like it
COLD OF LAMBORGHINI MENTIONED
HOLDDUP WAIT A MINUTE
Holy moly
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3″03′ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for…
Not again
Man who the fuck started all this vaporeon shit why vaporeon it’s built like a fucking dog I’m disappointed in humanity we need another race extinting meteor to come down
Sooooo about like a mile thick meteor I can’t do that sorry man
Pokemon made a fucking life sized gardevoir plush
Now a life size Vaporeon plush.
oh hell nah!
Give the ralts a fucking apple you toe eyed cabbage
On the second story I have a cool fact about rats! They can breed 500 times in less than an hour! Your poor cock, RIP.
They have 12 nipples
With this fact and also with another fact that apparently humans and pokemon can be married together, I feel bad if anybody chose a rattata
This is sad can’t fap to this
Pathetic
You earn my respect brotha
cwute
Nah i feel Bad One comment= one donation to the poorkemon
She gets mine. Infact, im willing to give her a loan of sorts… I know she is just a Pokémon, but atleast let her try???
My donation is 200 apples
Bro this is fucking sad
The waffle house has found a new host
The waffle house has found a new host
The waffle house has found a new host
The waffle house has found a new host
The waffle house has found a new host
This comment section is disgusting
Man, what do you have against the waffle house’s new host?