Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!
Also he dosnt talk in public due to “wanting to be a good figure for Hyrule” or something, basically so he donsnt mess up and say something the king wouldn’t like, for honor and stuff, but in Zelda diary it says they’ve had conversations before
This is reminiscent of a sableserviate video.
Domain expansion: Mipha’s bedroom
I was just about to comment that lol
HOW TF DID IT GET 20K LIKES?????????
Because it’s good
Ong
Threesoms bro.
Give me this but Purah and Paya from Totk
That would be great
I wanna fuck Eri from mha
No, just no
Bruh why aren’t the fbi not here?
I don’t know either bro.
I wanna hate fuck your decapitated head
based anonghost
FBI OPEN UP
links face when he walks in cracks me up not to mention it’s a good comic
He deserved it i mean come on uk what he been through in breath of the wild
why am I sexually attracted to a fish
Idk… same
She looks more human than fish
If we wanna be technical Mipha and the Zora are based off of dolphins, which are mammals and not fish so we good
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!
cant believe I actually read all of this 😭
Same bro same
Damn
I knew the copypasta would be here
Omg we need part 2 with the third girl
her name is urbosa btw
Wait he came in their asses how is it dripping from the pussy?
Time skip I think
Every heard of Tokyo drift? (Yes that’s an actual sex term)
I have not please explain.
Want this to be number one
Link isn’t aloud to talk
It’s actually been canonized recently that he does talk to people in the games we just can’t hear it
Also he dosnt talk in public due to “wanting to be a good figure for Hyrule” or something, basically so he donsnt mess up and say something the king wouldn’t like, for honor and stuff, but in Zelda diary it says they’ve had conversations before