“There are no guns in star wars!” “Yes there are, Mandalorains have them!” “And where did you learn this?” “Wikipedia.” “You know you can’t trust Wikipedia, right?” “THAT’S JUST MORE LIES FROM THE JEDI!”
ZEUS YOUR VOLKSWAGEN HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TODDLERS OF OLYMPUS! NO KRATOS’S CAR, YOU WILL NOT GO ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT OF THE GODS! YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY FREE BIRD SOLO ZEUS! GRAHHHH
It hasn’t even been out for a month yet😭
ah yes kit my second beloved
Does Kit also have to save NSFW games from being destroyed…?
Nice comic, you have peak artstyle
peak slop
Bad comic
okey
Not teto, but next best thing
*Waffle falls on Teto Gif*
Faggots
Change the F to a M, and you get MAGGOTS?
IS THAT A TF2 SOLDIER REFERENCE?!
C-cocoa?!! What are u doing in this website?!!!
Suck her clit you glazer
Yes?
Is that a mark 1 desert eagle in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
NAY, TIS TWO MARK 1 DESERT EAGLES!
BOTH CHAMBERED IN .50 CAL!!!!
“There are no guns in star wars!”
“Yes there are, Mandalorains have them!”
“And where did you learn this?”
“Wikipedia.”
“You know you can’t trust Wikipedia, right?”
“THAT’S JUST MORE LIES FROM THE JEDI!”
Padme: “i love you” Anakin: “LIAR!!!”
9/10
Viltrum approves
8/10
Empire Approved
Could use some Decensering
9/10
rando aproved
SOME RANDOM DUDE! yipeee!
LORD VADER, we are honored by your presence
THE GREAT NOLAN
“TIME TO SEX!”
-Kratos
ZEUUUUUUUS, IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME? COWARD! I AM THROUGH DOING THE BIDDING OF THE GODS! COME DOWN HERE AND FACE ME NOW ZEUS!
ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETURNED, I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!!!
ZEUS YOUR VOLKSWAGEN HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TODDLERS OF OLYMPUS!
NO KRATOS’S CAR, YOU WILL NOT GO ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT OF THE GODS!
YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY FREE BIRD SOLO ZEUS! GRAHHHH
There are consequences to saying the n word
Nice (gets hit with 200 heat seeking missiles)
ZEUS! GET ME A BAD BITCH, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
“NO KRATOS, YOU WILL NOT GET A BAD BITCH OF THE GODS”
(I made this up)
IM GREEK NIGGAAAAA
“SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE!” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love this meme
That’s not kratos
Prolly Atreus
Kratos is too busy beating up ZEEEEEUUUUUUUUSSSS