Basically: I have a personal hatred for deep throating. The sound, the way it looks, the fact that it requires a dude. Everything. BUT, is someone could make it taste like cotton candy… I *might* give it a try.
I like most movies. Comedies, thrillers, horror, rom-com, holiday, action, etc. etc. As long as there isn’t *too* much romance or cringey stuff, I’m fine with watching whatever.
I’d think you were a friend of mine if you didn’t keep mentioning that you were straight. That’s the only difference I can tell between you two. That and the fact that you’re probably not a trans girl.
They’ve never really interested me, but I’m not opposed to learning how to play a few. Oh damn, we’re going into full sleepover mode now.
Okay: Favorite color: green-blue Favorite food: probably lasagna Favorite dog breed: basically any, I’m a fucking child. Favorite cat breed: tabby & black cat Favorite activity: drawing, painting, or coloring. Favorite texture: fluffy, but not suffocating Favorite fidget: something that I can stretch bur also throw at people Favorite way to abuse friends: I throw things at them Favorite thing to do with friends: abuse them (I know, I’m such a lovely person)
Favorite color: Dark Purple Favorite food: Any pasta Favorite movie: The Green Mile, Tron: Legacy, and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Favorite song: I’m always Chasing Rainbows – Alice Cooper Favorite activity: Writing, listening to music, learning to play bass (I suck), and prob singing. Favorite way to abuse friends: i dont-😭 Favorite things to do with friends: literally anything lmao Favorite games: Outer Wilds, Fallout: New Vegas, Red Dead Redemption 2
My god damn throat hurts cause I laughed too hard.😂
I’m gonna be so honest with you, I gotta go to bed. I got a lot of cleaning and stuff in perpetration to do tomorrow. But I’ll make sure to get on some time tomorrow and answer whatever you may send while I’m gone! Good night, Mr_f, sleep well!
Hear me out first give the kid to your parents temporarily until college is done if for some reason you don’t want to give the children to your parents then give it to your gf parents and if they don’t want it, did you try guilt tripping them if you did move onto the grandparents if you don’t got grandparents uhhh you’re fucked
Like I said you could do a planed meetup with your parents to get the baby like you both drive to the middle point and meet up and give the baby
or look at foster care it seems good and if you couldn’t do the meet up with your parents but have a foster care near to search it up here’s a google search “ Foster care provides temporary, safe homes for children removed from unsafe situations (abuse/neglect), aiming for reunification with birth families or finding permanent homes through adoption or custodianship” and you can volunteer to give your child there for temporary placement recommend doing a research for it
7/10 wiz has to bag this girl
FORSOOTH!
Yo wizard anon are you a Dragonborn
I don’t think I have dragon blood in my veins
Damn😔🙏
I believe
I miss the love that I know I lost
What?
Are u a cod player
Not really
I’m kinda shit at it
So what did you say u were getting for Christmas ?
Here’s my full list
Dying light: definitive edition $9.99
Quake arena arcade $4.99
Cyberpunk 2077 20.99
Red Dead redemption 2: ultimate edition 19.99
Arma reforger 27.99
DEATH STRANDING DIRECTOR’S CUT 15.99
Batman Arkham collection 5.99
Ad infinitum – Nightmare Edition 6.99
Amnesia: the bunker $3.74
Blasphemous $4.99
Blood west $18.74
Tuff list ngl
Yeah
But uhh something about cp, u meant cod points right?
I meant cyberpunk
Ohhh ok ok
I only know like half of these but I’ll write them down to check if I should get them or not
I heard that they are all good
Creepz, epic games gifted Blood West yesterday
Oh ok
I like the art style, it’s kind of endearing
HOO MAMA!
MY KIND OF WOMAN!
AWOOGA
LMAO
YEAHHH
I cats steal your women now she’s mine 🙂
Counterspell, let him have this
A brother in the making 🙏
Get em tiger
I CAST CONFIDENCE BOOST
I can probably have my girlfriend dress up like this
I wish my ex would’ve dressed like a hot witch🙏😭
You’ll find true love soon, twin
True love = someone who’s willing to do stupid things for me lmao
And vice versa, don’t forget vice versa
Ofc I’d do literally anything for someone who loves me lol
YES THIS GUY GETS IT!
Dap me up right now
*I dap you up*
Good shit dawg
Yeah
And you can have her dog
And you’re my kinda woman wiz
You da real art ahh reply
But yeah, you’d probably look good too as a female
I can confirm this statement.👍
Thanks gang
I fucking love black women they’re so hot
Yeah
So me and my gf are gonna kill the fetus cause college is already expensive and a kid will be to much
Was rubber really that hard to come by
I think that when the fetus has not developed a mouth and it head is all big it’s cute
Shit must have been impossible to find
They broke
Everyday I wake up to some bullshit on my phone
I don’t blame you I mainly cause it
Get rid of your phone, problem solved!
What happened to the hello kitty comdoms bro
That sounds awesome
Idk man is it strawberry flavored?
Maybe but he said he used some a while ago
Oh Toji tell her my favorite way to get ride of a child
Which one you’ve mentioned so many
The door method you know when you slam a door into them?
I don’t remember bro
You push a door handle into their belly hard
What the honey bunches of fuck
Heheh
And people say you’re the evil one
Sukuna (in the show) is the hot one of the 4.
yippee? Ig idk
Idk either, I’m just sharing my unwanted opinion.
Ok thx for the opinion ig
Yw
I’ll let u become king of curses, cuz no way I can beat that
Man making me say this shit
Oh yeah
My bad
I feel like if they were to be flavored, I might actually try deep-throating.
Huh😭
Basically: I have a personal hatred for deep throating. The sound, the way it looks, the fact that it requires a dude. Everything. BUT, is someone could make it taste like cotton candy… I *might* give it a try.
Honestly if they had Alfredo flavored condoms I’d deepthroat (as a straight male ofc-)
Right, ofc.😂
Keyword Straight.🙏
Riiiight, can’t forget the key word.
And ofc I’ll be wearing socks so it’s not gay
Correct! But they must be thigh-highs.
Thigh highs don’t fit my style😔
And thigh highs are kinda gay /silly
What’s your style?
Well duh, that’s why it’s funny. For me, at least.
I dress more alt/metalhead ig
Big fan of acid wash tshirts, rings, and leather jackets
Ahh! I’m gonna steal you from your house and we’re gonna be best friends.😌
As long as I can bring cozy blankets
Ooh, should we do movie nights every Friday? Or every Saturday?
Saturday. But which movies do you like?
I like most movies. Comedies, thrillers, horror, rom-com, holiday, action, etc. etc. As long as there isn’t *too* much romance or cringey stuff, I’m fine with watching whatever.
How about you? What kind of movies do you like?
I like horror, thrillers, action, comedies, sci-fi, and ofc westerns (Indiana Jones/Cowboy Bias)
I think you’re just me as an adult. I think that’s what’s going on here.
I think you just might be a slightly younger me
You seem exactly like me
Yeah, or that. I’ve said it before, so it wouldn’t be new information to the site. Do you care if I tell you my age?
That’s my point! The similarities would scare me if it wasn’t 1:41 and I wasn’t delirious.
I don’t care at all lmao
I’m also extremely delirious
Wait-
I want you to guess first!
LMAO, let’s see how this goes then.😂
15 my guess is 15
OMG, you’re a genius!
There’s something about you that radiated 15 to me.
I swear to god I feel like I know you lol
I choose to take that as a compliment.
I’d think you were a friend of mine if you didn’t keep mentioning that you were straight. That’s the only difference I can tell between you two. That and the fact that you’re probably not a trans girl.
I’m unfortunately a straight white male😔
/silly
You seem familiar yet different to someone I know lol
Damn, so close.
(/kidding)
YES! And just in general, honestly. I can’t tell if that means we’re both basic or both a little too alike.😂
It’s like so strange how similar you are to me and to someone I know😭
I think it’s just fate that we become friends. It’s the only logical explanation.🤷
Fated friends ig
Precisely😁
Wait do you like video games?
TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE EVERYTHING RN
They’ve never really interested me, but I’m not opposed to learning how to play a few.
Oh damn, we’re going into full sleepover mode now.
Okay:
Favorite color: green-blue
Favorite food: probably lasagna
Favorite dog breed: basically any, I’m a fucking child.
Favorite cat breed: tabby & black cat
Favorite activity: drawing, painting, or coloring.
Favorite texture: fluffy, but not suffocating
Favorite fidget: something that I can stretch bur also throw at people
Favorite way to abuse friends: I throw things at them
Favorite thing to do with friends: abuse them
(I know, I’m such a lovely person)
Oooooo
You go next!
Okay I guess
Favorite color: Dark Purple
Favorite food: Any pasta
Favorite movie: The Green Mile, Tron: Legacy, and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Favorite song: I’m always Chasing Rainbows – Alice Cooper
Favorite activity: Writing, listening to music, learning to play bass (I suck), and prob singing.
Favorite way to abuse friends: i dont-😭
Favorite things to do with friends: literally anything lmao
Favorite games: Outer Wilds, Fallout: New Vegas, Red Dead Redemption 2
Yeah, I think we’ll get along very well!
“Favorite way to abuse friends: I don’t-😭” LMAO
Well shi, my bad.😂
Lmao
My god damn throat hurts cause I laughed too hard.😂
I’m gonna be so honest with you, I gotta go to bed. I got a lot of cleaning and stuff in perpetration to do tomorrow. But I’ll make sure to get on some time tomorrow and answer whatever you may send while I’m gone! Good night, Mr_f, sleep well!
Goodnight! Sleep well!
I’ll try! You do the same! Sleep deprivation isn’t good for anyone!
Good morning!
Morning lol
How’d ya sleep?
I slept fine ig
At least it wasn’t bad🤷
Yeah you’re right
They broke
How hard was it to pull out????
It’s cause they broke
But used a hanger, you know? Just stick it up there and move it aroun- I’ma fucking leave I said enough
I would not recommend that. Sounds painful.
Yeah it supposed to hurt… pushing the person down rhe stairs works too
For all that, you could just get drunk as hell.
Oh Toji should tell you my favorite way to get ride of of a child
Why can’t you tell me?
Hear me out, the door method
IDK what that is.
You put them in front of the door and then you open it really fast swinging the door into the- … I think I should shut up
Into the what, stomach?
Yes
Sounds like extra steps. Just get drunk.
Yeah
WAS RUBBER NOT AN OPTION? 😭
Fr like how does that happen?
They broke
HOWWWW
I got extra thin condoms bad choice
😭🙏
Good. But I’m gonna have to agree with Teto and recommend condoms. Or just general protection.
On the topic of condoms, there are edible versions! Sorta like edible underwear personally prefer those
The underwear or the condoms?
Also, I would like to greatly thank you for this information.
No yeah there’s edible versions of both, although i haven’t seen edible boxers yet, last time i looked over it was like lingerie/panties
Its pretty vanilla but like its simplicity is the hot part lol
Nice. I will be looking into the condoms. You might’ve just convinced me to learn how to deep throat. This is an amazing accomplishment for you.
Hear me out first give the kid to your parents temporarily until college is done if for some reason you don’t want to give the children to your parents then give it to your gf parents and if they don’t want it, did you try guilt tripping them if you did move onto the grandparents if you don’t got grandparents uhhh you’re fucked
This one is my actual idea
I live 14 hours away from them
What about the girl friend parents? Plus ain’t nothing like a 30 hour car trip
My girlfriend is originally from Las Palmas in Spain
Like I said you could do a planed meetup with your parents to get the baby like you both drive to the middle point and meet up and give the baby
or look at foster care it seems good and if you couldn’t do the meet up with your parents but have a foster care near to search it up here’s a google search “ Foster care provides temporary, safe homes for children removed from unsafe situations (abuse/neglect), aiming for reunification with birth families or finding permanent homes through adoption or custodianship” and you can volunteer to give your child there for temporary placement recommend doing a research for it
I’ll see if I have time or find a place
Alr
So im not too confident in my professional talk so does that mean no? Or maybe?
I found a place for the kid foster care my parents are already retired and live in Hawaii now and my girls parents are from Spain
Oh ok nice! Im glad I could of some used to you
I’d smash
Yeah me too
W
Also her boobs have healing properties
Guess how many tabs I have open
29
67
Damn I have 14
I got 104
Wow
It’s on my phone
That’s actually crazy
Holy shit
13(but I guess you didn’t ask me)
I care
Don’t listen to Toji he doesn’t care about your feelings, but I do
Don’t listen to Geto he’s lying I’ve always cared about you
Same
W
43 replies later and I am now logging off again to go to a wedding. I’ll be back… idk, but I’ll be back.
Your going to a wedding?
*you’re
I did, but I’m back now.
Thank you for correcting my grammar
No problem, it’s fun to be on the other end.
I hated every god dam second of the forsaken event.
Must have been boring
It was loud, boring, I knew no one there, and I was hungry the entire god damn time.
Dang
Yeah
Grinch? I thought you were with Jim Carey?
Nope. My alter ego has taken over.
Happy wedding?
No. Was boring and loud.
That’s what a wedding is
Later on, we’ll conspire (Ooh)
As we dream by the fire
– Bing Crosby
Minecraft won’t add inches to your cock
Holy shit I know that song
Wait why are we singing a Minecraft song?
I am placing blocks and shit cuz I’m in fucking Minecraft.
OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GAWDDDD
Hey clanka 🤖🤞