Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3″03′ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
I don’t know if this is my electric bias but the jolteon is fuckin hot
No it isn’t she is just really hot
Bro got drained
I am discusting
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
shut tf up
I agree…. But only kinda
YES WE ALL KNOW !!!!!
Commit self harm
You don’t need to post this on porn site. On other site it’s a bit funny, here, no.
I hope your dick snaps like a twig while having intercourse with an apple
I hope your pillow is warm on both sides tonight.
Eevee
Once again burgerkiss has not failed to arouse
That’s sad
I mean that blind people can’t see this
Speaking fax
Brail porn
Fun fact Playboy made real books
Eevee is sharing sylveon getting fucked with someone
r u high the guy was ANOTHER EEVEE this was not even attempted to be covered
How did you find out
Poor Eevee
Eevee died I think
Mr.Penis Ded
Wait… Did he just fuck his sister
Yes, yes he did.
Well Cuz Their Horny
It’s sweet home Alabama chill it’s fine
I think it’s like the typical porno thing of that bein his step sis
*boss music plays*
why do i hear boss music ????!??!!???!?!!?!
Well this was made in Japan 🇯🇵
I’m pretty sure he didn’t choose to fuck his sister, it seemed pretty forced.
Well technically that’s a very normal thing for pokemon when you think about it
Nice story flow and pokemon
Peinado follador
Clasico
popping every colorful cherry
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3″03′ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
bro, it’s umbreon. there’s an entire comic on the site explaining why umbreon is the most compatible
Thanks for the info buddy
How did you know
Stut the fuck up
What about other Three Sisters?
Bruh
Nvm
i just saw this in twitter just a bit of the picture but its ACTUALLY HERE YO!!!!!
Amazing
Sylveon picture in leafeon is funny
You missed Espeon and Umbreon
Probs coming soon
They are coming
Cuming
this moron above me can’t spell cumming right
You wish has been granted
Love the thighs
Who doesn’t
blind people
You right
True
this is so dark its gonna get shot by a cop