Thanks just for you comic porn

Bro, Link is like 9 years old in OoT. Ts is low-key illegal. So, in other words, kill yourself, you useless piece of shit that literally contributes nothing but child pornography to society. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries. I hope you step on a Lego. I hope you never find the cold side of the pillow. You are the human embodiment of a wet sock. If an oatmeal cookie was a person, it would look like you. Kindly eat a bunch of rusty nails and drink a gallon of bleach. You should start carrying around a plant to replace all the oxygen you’re wasting. Thanks, and goodnight.