(Medic) I’m ze Medic, zo don’t go far You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license Zis could be a problem, scheisse I’m alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw But I can’t help much if your head is blown off Die, Schweinhund, I vill vin zis Don’t overdose on my syringes! (sniper) Boom! That’s another headshot, bloke I’m a professional, you’re a joke I mean, please, mate, show some respect At least the way I’m doin’ it, you’ll get a quick death I’m from the outback, where things get hectic Got a big machete that I’ll slice your head with Aussie assassins aren’t very common But when you hear this, keep on runnin’
You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I am on your team Au revoir, mon chéri I’m a very accomplished backstabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there’s a spy in our midst And he’s got plenty of ass to kick
This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it’s time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU (whoo) After I pick my class, I’m gonna kick your ass ‘Cause that’s what we were born to do
(Medic)
I’m ze Medic, zo don’t go far
You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem, scheisse
I’m alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
But I can’t help much if your head is blown off
Die, Schweinhund, I vill vin zis
Don’t overdose on my syringes!
(sniper)
Boom! That’s another headshot, bloke
I’m a professional, you’re a joke
I mean, please, mate, show some respect
At least the way I’m doin’ it, you’ll get a quick death
I’m from the outback, where things get hectic
Got a big machete that I’ll slice your head with
Aussie assassins aren’t very common
But when you hear this, keep on runnin’
You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I am on your team
Au revoir, mon chéri
I’m a very accomplished backstabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen, there’s a spy in our midst
And he’s got plenty of ass to kick
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it’s time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, RED or BLU (whoo)
After I pick my class, I’m gonna kick your ass
‘Cause that’s what we were born to do